The Mending of Fuses for alto and guitar by David Warin Solomons Classical Guitar - Digital Sheet Music

Video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX4Ed1yG3QYPoem by EO Parrott being a parody of "The Naming of Parts" by Henry ReedMusic composed and performed by David W Solomonspublished under an agreement with the estate of E O ParrottTonight we shall have the mending of fusesYesterday we had cleaning of waste pipesand tomorrow morning we shall have horrors we dare not imagineBut Tonight we shall have the mending of fusesFor convenience, fuse boxes are located in the darkest and most inaccessiblecorners of the domicileGroping among spiders' webs, I know whichever I choose first....The one I wanted will be last!To effect fuse mending properly one needs fuse wireWe ought to have had some somewhereBut would have saved an hourIf we had borrowed from next door in the first placeTonight - after the flash! - we shall have mending of fuses againAfter the mending of plugsWhich we could do if we could remember the wiringWhich we could do if we could find the diagram from the Electricity boardTomorrow we shall have mending of fuses againFor tonight we shall make do with candles.© The Estate of Eric Parrott 1986