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Composed by Kevin G. Pace (ASCAP); Mark R. Fotheringham. This edition: pdf, streaming. 21st Century, Blues, Comedy, Contemporary. Score. 3 pages. Kevin G. Pace #1381151. Published by Kevin G. Pace (A0.1823177).
A lighthearted satire on sitting just a little too long in church. Music by Kevin G. Pace. Text by Mark R. Fotheringham. Could be sung as a vocal solo or unison choir.
Text: I'm a settin' here on Sunday. Got my Sheila by my side. Yes, I'm settin' here on Sunday, Here with Sheila by my side. Though I sit here on a Sunday, You know I'd rather be outside.
My back and bones be breakin' Settin' on this wooden pew. Yeah my back and bones are breakin' On this cold, hard, wooden pew. Well, I guess I won't be snoozin' Down here in the pastor's view.
Now, if my head starts noddin' Sheila gives my ribs a crack. Yes, if my head starts to noddin' Sheila gives my ribs a crack. Lord, before I gets to heaven, Please bring softer elbows back.
Lord, I am a sinner. I'm a sinner and a hack. Lord, I am a sinner, A big ol' sinner and a hack. So though your pews be painful, Guess my butt be comin' back.
Still settin' here each Sunday On this old hard wooden pew. I'm still settin' here each Sunday, On this painful wooden pew. No, there won't be any nappin' 'Til these services are through.
If there be church in heaven, I am sure all will be well. Yes, if there's church in heaven, I'm quite certain all will be well. With our wings, we will be flyin' And all them pews will be in hell.
OH YEAH!
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Composed by Kevin G. Pace (ASCAP); Mark R. Fotheringham. This edition: pdf, streaming. 21st Century, Blues, Comedy, Contemporary. Score. 3 pages. Kevin G. Pace #1381151. Published by Kevin G. Pace (A0.1823177).
A lighthearted satire on sitting just a little too long in church. Music by Kevin G. Pace. Text by Mark R. Fotheringham. Could be sung as a vocal solo or unison choir.
Text: I'm a settin' here on Sunday. Got my Sheila by my side. Yes, I'm settin' here on Sunday, Here with Sheila by my side. Though I sit here on a Sunday, You know I'd rather be outside.
My back and bones be breakin' Settin' on this wooden pew. Yeah my back and bones are breakin' On this cold, hard, wooden pew. Well, I guess I won't be snoozin' Down here in the pastor's view.
Now, if my head starts noddin' Sheila gives my ribs a crack. Yes, if my head starts to noddin' Sheila gives my ribs a crack. Lord, before I gets to heaven, Please bring softer elbows back.
Lord, I am a sinner. I'm a sinner and a hack. Lord, I am a sinner, A big ol' sinner and a hack. So though your pews be painful, Guess my butt be comin' back.
Still settin' here each Sunday On this old hard wooden pew. I'm still settin' here each Sunday, On this painful wooden pew. No, there won't be any nappin' 'Til these services are through.
If there be church in heaven, I am sure all will be well. Yes, if there's church in heaven, I'm quite certain all will be well. With our wings, we will be flyin' And all them pews will be in hell.
OH YEAH!
This product was created by a member of ArrangeMe, Hal Leonard's global
self-publishing community of independent composers, arrangers, and songwriters.
ArrangeMe allows for the publication of unique arrangements of both popular
titles and original compositions from a wide variety of voices and backgrounds.
About Digital Downloads
Digital Downloads are downloadable sheet music files that can be viewed directly on
your computer, tablet or mobile device. Once you download your digital sheet music,
you can view and print it at home, school, or anywhere you want to make music, and
you don't have to be connected to the internet. Just purchase, download and play!
PLEASE NOTE: Your Digital Download will have a watermark at the bottom of each page
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Preview: The Church Pew Blues, a tongue-in-check vocal solo
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